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Again, what you are looking at above is known as an ebook. Ebooks are books that you download onto your Kindle, or Nook, or other smut-viewing device ("E" is for Entertainment). This particular shitstorm is available for only $.99. That's it. That's not even a full dollar. Like, come on, you can either stuff your face with a Baby Ruth or you can read what is unarguably one of the greatest books ever. Or at least the greatest conceived by a man. Aged 18-25. With a beard. And fake aviators.



There's really no reason to even promote this inexpensive, piercingly insightful act of satire. I mean, it's not necessary in the slightest to extol this 362-pg outlet of man that "stirs mountains before God."

That would totally be a waste of time.
So here are what others are saying: 


Alik Paeniz, New York Times: "A scathing, lavish affair. I consumed it with a glass of Chianti and some fava beans."

Devin Shecoad, LA Times: "This exercise in absurdity will leave you scratching your head between bouts of laughter. An uproarious, unprecedented work of satire."

Pete Maipanz, Jester's Corner: "I will never view a public place the same way again, and I'm blind!"

Some Dude, my alma mater: "This author's a dick."




Find the book from my corporate partner, Amazon (we make about the same per year) here.



(*Note: one of the above links may lead to bestiality video footage)





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