That being said, let's cut to the chase. And by chase, I refer to, of course, everything you're about to learn. So do us all a favor. Pull your swamp ass out of your seat, tell your Facebook 'friends' you're callin' it a night, and let's get crackin. Grab a beer, pop a Xanax, rip a fart, cinch the panties--whatever you gotta do to get ready.
Ready?
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HERE IS MY BOOK!! (Yes, I wrote it. Me. This kid.)
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HERE IS MY BOOK!! (Yes, I wrote it. Me. This kid.)
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